Tuesday, February 21, 2012

23 minute car accident....

"I wanna find a skinny ass little bitch and a make her fat then we can lose weight together...and we'll bond."

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  1. Jason, like most of us, I'm pretty easy goin and broad minded, especially in musical sub genres, but like you said, I got great difficulty comprehending the mindless shit being put forward by this mob. So many lowlights in twenty three minutes I don't know where to start . . . thanks for the insight, I think ?????

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  2. "we got alcohol and we got explosives, let me show you how great we are"

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  3. oh my god....i cant wait til next year.

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  4. brillant...... they allow straight edge, you`re in. get the trip together for next year. sell the motorcycles, that shit is for real. lets film the born free show, might not be too different..... just a thought.

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    1. Whoa Nash, real talk on Born Free but maybe with less make up....ok, just a little less make up.

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  5. Nash the difference between the Gathering Of The Juggalos and Born Free is that at the gathering is everyone is "family" and at Born Free every one bro hugs, smiles and nods and then talks some shit how the t-shirt design for there fake "company" is better. I am bringing a machete to Born Free this year. Straight Up Juggahos!

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    1. ..you do possess the genetic prowess required to be a Juggalo.

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  6. Clown costumne ,Monkey suit ...same shit....

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  7. I watched that shit this weekend in Chicago. Talk came about going to the next one, when one of us said that they would sniff us out immediately. I want to hook up with a Juggalette. WOOH WOOH, what up fam.

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    1. But is it incest if you hook up with a Juggalette being family and all?

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  8. That shit is accepted in the community of the Hatchet Man.

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  9. Guys, it ain't the make-up, the hair or the bands/music that wig me out, it's the space between the ears and what's occupyin it . . . or what's not as the case may be. Makes the Manson Family and good ole Jim Jones seem somehow welcoming and endearing . . . . "I'm just a Juggalo, and everywhere I go . . . . "

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  10. I've seen some shit.......but that was some shit!!
    If Born free ain't goin' off like that,I'm gonna be reeeeal disappointed!

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    1. Looks like they know how to have a good time, guess i can give em that?

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  11. 'I'll be here all day drinkin and blowin shit up' thats how we roll in Venice...just no fucked up teeth, yet...
    J-

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  12. I always wondered what those stickers I see on cars are. I can honestly say I didnt know this exsisted. Its frightening because I have a daughter.

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  13. First time I watched it I went back and jacked off to the naked chick with the crazy hair, now I just skip right to that part

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    1. And the chick who's not on any drugs just "high on life"...riiiiight..

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  14. I really, honestly, no shit want to go to that. I'll bet I'd get so much ass, you saw how low their standards are. I feel confident in two things regarding this documentary;
    1: The fat dude that stabs people DID lose his virginity. Whether or not the taking of the virginity was consensual, the courts have yet to decide, as they've not found the body.
    B: That dude, in no way, met a brain surgeon. I'm sure he met someone who was convinced he was a brain surgeon... But was really just a fucktard on acid.
    And C: I saw more dead-tooths and unfit mothers in those 23 minutes than I've seen in 32 years.

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  15. All valid entrys...that juggalette grandma was a piece of work too.

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  16. the stabber definitely lost his virginity. One of his family member juggalos stabbed him in the ass! I do dig the skanky juggalettes though

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  17. I think my sister may have a calling in life after all.

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